You know how sometimes you go to put your shoe on, and it just doesn't feel right? So then you take your shoe off, hold it upsidown, shake it, and a rock comes out? Well, you know what came out of my slipper just now?
Waffles! 2 small Eggo waffles!
This has never happened to me before, but I have my suspicions about who did this. Now, I'm not saying any names, but she's little, she's sneaky, she likes to steal slippers, and she had waffles for breakfast.