Now what would you say in that situation? I bet you would say exactly the same thing that I said:
Her feet: BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM
Me: FLASH!!! A-aaaaaahhhh!!!
Savior of the universe!!!
And it would be funny, right? WRONG! Mrs. BigKat had NO IDEA what I was talking about! SHE HAD NEVER HEARD OF FLASH GORDON!
I still don't know what to say about this...
Here's the song in case you spent your childhood in a hole in the ground like my wife apparently did: