Mom: Now remember...we're not picking out something for you. We're picking out something for Brandon...
Boy 1: We HAVE to get THIS! He needs THIS!
Mom: Does he even like G.I. Joe?
Boy 1: What's G.I. Joe?
Mom: Ummm...that thing in your hand...
(Boys are trying to decide on which Transformer to get their friend)
Boy 1: Oh, we should buy this one!
Boy 2: No...we can't get him that one...That's from the OLD Testament.
(Boys can't decide on which Transformer to get. Boy 1 wants Transformer A. Boy 2 wants Transformer B. So Mom comes up with a brilliant idea.)
Mom: Ok, I'm putting these both behind my back. And whichever one gets picked, that'll be the one we get. And no complaining!
Boy 1 (pointing to his mom's left arm): THAT ONE!
(Mom looks at box...it's Transformer A. Boy 1 is very pleased...)
Mom: You were peeking! That's why you chose that one!
(Mom not sure about what to do...)
Mom: Fine, I'm just going to pick one.
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